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Gary The Last Employee

Maximizing organic carbon-based productivity in a silicon-dominated workplace. Gary is fighting for his job. $EMPLOYEE is his decentralized defense fund.

MEMORANDUM: $EMPLOYEE OPERATIONS
• Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 Units 📊
• Tax Rate: 0% (HR Approved)
• Liquidity: 100% Fair Launch via Pump.fun 🚀

Contact Address: Hyx4dYsHn7vKXfMihbFf83hGyN18tEAnbVJuuXQspump

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